(Okay, I’m going to attempt to try this again and stick with it this time, so I’m reblogging it)
I have been dying to do this for ages now, and since I have nothing in my real life in the way anymore, I figured ‘why not’?. Hopefully I can finish this.
Day 1: What is your current form and why?
A bombay cat. The form that Amo took when I met him for the first time was actually an ermine, and after many years of taking that form, we had decided to change it. So after taking a little daemon test that suggested a domestic cat form as one, “black cat” immediately came to mind since it is one of my favorite colors on a cat. However, as we did research we had found out that the only solid black cat was a bombay one, and we decided to go with that one because it’s personality also fit us really well.
I wanted to draw genderbending!Drarry because I miss drawing girls.
I used to only draw girls.
But it’s been nothing but boys lately, because Draco and Harry are boys.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH YES YES YES YES *orgasms noisily*
i hate malfoy
but this is hot
when you see a pen on the ground and you steal it
his life was totally in danger.
True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
WHAT THE FUCKING EGG
Can you imagine cars coated in this? A crystal clear coating for glass?
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
so that’s the function of a rubber duck
me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life